🚨📢 HEY, MARVEL FAM! GET READY TO HYPE YOUR WAY INTO WITNESSING THE RETURN OF QUEEN JESSICA JONES! 👑💪 That’s right, folks! After a whole decade (cue the “I’ve aged like fine wine” memes 🍷💅), Krysten Ritter is back and ready to throw down in *Daredevil: Born Again*! You heard me right; she’s swapped her cozy Netflix coffee for Disney+ cappuccinos. ☕🦸‍♀️ Listen, if you thought she was done serving those savage one-liners and saving the world from boring content, think again! 💥🔥 *“Happy to save Hell's Kitchen, but I won’t pay for Disney+!”* - Krysten allegedly said (totally, no cap, fr fr). And like, it’s 2023, can we just admit that this is peak cringe? This streaming crossover is giving “let’s milk the nostalgia cows” vibes. 🐄💰 Meanwhile, the mice in the boardroom are like stonks! 📈💀 Drake would be pointing at his phone right now, but let's be real – this is fine. Just fine. 😩💔 So what’s next? A crossover with the cast of *Friends*? You know they're all only a few Zoom calls away! 🌌👀 🔥🚀 I’m predicting that Jessica Jones will break the multiverse and make *Daredevil* the crossover to end all crossovers – like a BBQ at Thanos’ place! Who’s down? 🌌💥💀 #ControlledChaos