🌪️🚨 STOP THE PRESS! BREAKING NEWS: Jesse Plemons just went full-on *kidnapper mode* in Yorgos Lanthimos' new flick, "Bugonia!" 📽️👀💥 So get this: our boy Jesse (yeah, the dude who looks like your friend’s uncle at Thanksgiving) 👨‍🍳🦃 teams up with the queen herself, Emma Stone, to kidnap some poor CEO 🤡💼💔. Like, who knew this was the plot twist 2023 desperately needed? “What's next?” you ask? Probably them trying to sell the CEO a new cryptocurrency. Stonks on stonks, fam. 📈🚀💰 The movie’s got conspiracy theories, drama, and the vibes of that one cousin who always thinks he's in a secret society 🔍😱. You know what I'm talking about. This is fine. 🐶🔥 Also, can we talk about how Yorgos is bringing back that surrealistic “WTF is happening?” energy? Like, #mindblown 🌌🤯 Sounds like the kidnapper version of "The Hangover" but with more braincells and fewer tigers. 🍻🐅 Leaked developer quote from Jesse: “I had to train for this role by binge-watching all the true crime docs. I'm basically a detective now. Can I get a badge?” 💀😂 So my hot take? "Bugonia" will become a cult classic and spark a new trend where we all pretend to be kidnapped by our bosses! #FreeUs 🏃‍♂️💨 In short: If you're not watching it, you’re literally just *using the internet wrong* 🤷‍♂️💥🐒