🚨BREAKING NEWS: NVIDIA HITS THE STONKS BUTTON 🚨💰💰 Jensen Huang just dropped a nuclear bomb on the tech world, saying their *new* 10 GW OpenAI project is basically the equivalent of 4-5 MILLION GPUs 🤯🔥. You know what that means? Say goodbye to your regular ol’ gaming rig, and hello to globs of AI power that can probably write an entire season of your favorite Netflix show while you’re still figuring out how to turn your computer on 💻💸. But wait, there’s more—Nvidia is dropping a mind-blowing $100 BILLION 💀 into this project. Like, do they think they’re the Elon of chips? Joking, of course, because Elon is too busy tweeting about Dogecoin 🚀🍕. Huang sipping a latte: “Sure, we'll have phase one online by H2 2026... unless we accidentally summon Skynet.” 🤖😅 What’s next? NVIDIA starts selling *GPU energy drinks* to power your everyday chores? "Get ready for the Vera Rubin platform to fuel your life, one GPU sip at a time." Hot take: Within 5 years, your toaster will be more powerful than your college computer. This is fine. 😌🔥 #Nvidia2026 #AIOverlords