🚨 MEME ALERT! 🚨 Jensen Huang just dropped a quote hotter than your CPU on a Friday night! 🔥💻 In his latest one-man show, Huang was like, *“I don't think I changed”* Trump’s mind on China's export rules — talk about a confidence level that’s off the charts! 📈💀 Translation for the braincells 🧠: *“Yo, I’m just here making chips, not miracles!”* 🤷‍♂️ Let’s be real, if *informing* Presidents was an Olympic sport, he’d probably finish last, but at least he’d look stylish in his NVIDIA hoodie. 🙈💚 Meanwhile, the stonks for chipmakers are doing the cha-cha while everyone else is seething in the corner wondering how to export more than JUST emotions to China! 😩💰 As if Trump’s mind is a lockbox that's only accessible with a complex algorithm…or maybe a TikTok dance? 🕺💃 And let’s remember that if you can’t beat ‘em, join 'em. Huang, here’s a hot tip: next time you meet the Prez, just drop a “This is fine” meme and walk out like a boss. 🚀 Prediction for 2024: I foresee NVIDIA releasing a new GPU that *literally* changes the laws of physics to counteract our existential dread AND concerns over exports. 👀💥 Who’s with me?! 🤖💥