🚨🍎 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE EXECUTIVES PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS! 🎶💼 So, Jeff Williams is taking a long nap 💤 and guess what? Mark Gurman just spilled the tea ☕️ like a toddler with a juice box, hinting that Apple’s about to have more exits than an IKEA on Black Friday 🏃💨. While your iPhone is busy texting you “you up?” at 2 AM, senior execs are apparently plotting their escape routes. Gurman’s newsletter is buzzing harder than a bee on a caffeine high 🔋🐝: “Explicit talk about more departures? More like explicit talk about Apple’s Titanic meets the iceberg moment! 🚢💔” Can we talk about how Apple’s succession plan looks like an awkward family reunion where everyone avoids eye contact? 🤭 No cap, they’re probably negotiating who gets the last slice of pie while also trying to keep the legacy alive. This is a sequel nobody asked for and the plot twist is about to break your heart. 📉💰 My prediction? Next up: Tim Cook accidentally takes a wrong turn and ends up at Samsung HQ, the ultimate betrayal! Or maybe they’re all just seething over new iPhone features that don’t even add up. Stonks? More like bonks! 🧠💥 * “First they took my heart, now they're taking my execs!" – Anonymous Apple employee 🤖🔥 Share this chaos, fr fr! 🌌💥