💥 Buckle up, tech nerds, because Jeff Bezos just activated his *Project Prometheus* mode and it’s giving major “Big Brain Energy” vibes like he’s about to lift us into the next dimension 🚀👽! So, here’s the tea 🍵: our favorite space daddy just snagged the low-key AI squad known as *General Agents* (seriously, not even Google knows these guys 🤔). Wired dropped the scoop, but the dollar signs? *Crickets* 🦗. Looks like Bezos’ wallet is pulling a “Stonks” move—massive growth potential but zero transparency! 💰💡 “Yo, we just blended Bezos with AI! It's like mixing Coke and Mentos, but with algorithms!” said an imaginary developer somewhere, probably smoking a digital pipe 💻💨💀. And don’t get it twisted—this isn’t just a regular acquisition. Nah, fam, this is Bezos trying to build a Skynet that takes over not just retail but your entire existence. What’s next? A grocery delivery drone powered by Shakespearean AI? 😂📦🤖 Mark my words: in 2024, we’ll be having existential crises because our AI overlords can now predict what hot sauce we crave—no cap. 🔥🌶️ *This is fine!* Share if you’re ready for the BezosAI apocalypse! This *ain’t* your grandma’s tech news! 💥🔥👽