🚨👑BREAKING NEWS: Bezos is BACK, baby! 🚀💰 After a glorious two-year sabbatical of chilling on a space throne 🛸, the bald overlord himself is strapping on the CEO cape again for something they’re calling **Project Prometheus**. Yes, the name sounds more overhyped than a teenager’s high school start-up—no cap! 😤✌️ Word on the street (read: leaked notes from a Starbucks) is that he’s diving headfirst into AI like it’s Pokémon GO but with billion-dollar budgets instead of Pikachu. “We’re basically going to create AI that makes your mom’s cooking look average,” said a source who definitely isn’t just a guy named Dave 🤡. But like, why does it feel like the tech world is picking straws for creative names now? We’re one project away from **AI for Dummies🤖👶**. Meanwhile, while we’re all here comparing Bezos to the Phoenix rising from the ashes (or just Tinder dates) 🔥, I can’t help but wonder… Will this be a revolutionary sci-fi dream, or just another cringe fest like Facebook’s metaverse? 🔮 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Bezos will release a line of AI assistants that *only* speak in fluent meme language and respond to your “What’s up?” with “Stonks!” Don’t @ me! 💀💥