🚨💸BREAKING NEWS FROM SPACELORD BEZOS!💸🚨 So, apparently, Jeff Bezos is now playing *God* with AI like it's a giant game of SimCity, and this time he’s snagged a whole *Agentic Computing Startup*—because why not? 🤖💥 I mean, it’s not like he already owns everything else on Earth, right? 😂 💰 Project Prometheus has SUPERNOVA’d its way to a whopping $6 BILLION in funding and recruited a small army of 100+ employees. I can just picture them in a dark room drinking questionable amounts of coffee while trying to teach a robot to be sentient... 🦾☕️ “C’mon, Steve, just make the robot self-aware. How hard can it be?” *Leaked developer quote* 🎤: "We basically just want robots that can deliver our Amazon packages at warp speed, no cap. But like, in a cool way. Maybe with lasers?" 💥🚀 This is like if Tony Stark threw a rave and invited *ONLY* billionaires. Meanwhile, the rest of us mortals are left to seethe and cope with our life choices. 🔥Here’s the real tea: I predict by 2025 we’ll all be asking our AI overlords for relationship advice while our jobs are taken by smart coffee machines. This is fine. 😂💀 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #BezosForPresident (Please, God, no).