🚀💸 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! Jeff Bezos (aka the real-life Iron Man) is back at it again with Project Prometheus, and you bet he’s throwing six billion dollars into some AI black hole like it’s loose change! 💰💀 But wait, there’s more! This dude just scooped up General Agents, a squad of brainiacs who are basically the Avengers of agentic AI. 🌌🤖 That’s right—aiming for factory robots that could probably outsmart your average assembly line worker by 2030. Take that, humans! 🤡🔥 Imagine this convo at the Amazon HQ: **Bezos:** “Hey team, let’s build AI that can make cars and spacecraft!” **Employee:** “Uh… what about computers?” **Bezos:** “LMAO, we’re going full galaxy brain or we ain’t going at all!” 🚀😅 **Honestly tho,** if this AI turns out like those “this is fine” memes, we’re gonna need fireproof suits at the next tech conference. 🔥 🔥🔥 Prediction alert: In 5 years, we’re all gonna be fighting our robot overlords in VR gladiator arenas, betting on who can throw an AI-generated chair the best! 💪🤠 No cap, it’s gonna slap harder than a TikTok trend! 💥💃