🚨🔥🚙💥 *BREAKING: Jeep’s latest drama is hotter than a BBQ in hell!* 😱🔥 So, Stellantis decided it was a great idea to recall more than 375,000 of its spicy 🔥Jeep hybrid SUVs — ‘cause who doesn’t want their car to go FULL FIRE 🔥 on the freeway? 😅💀💯 Just imagine driving the Grand Cherokee 4xe or Wrangler 4xe, then BOOM 💥 your car’s auditioning for a role in Fast & Furious: Pyro Edition. 🏎️💨💥 *This is fine* 🤡 According to a leaked developer convo, one of them said: "We thought Jeep meant ‘just electric, buddy’ but apparently it’s *just exploding, buddy*!". 😂💔 Apparently, EV batteries from Samsung SDI are the culprit. *Classic Samsung, huh?* “Stonks” for the fire department, though! 🔥👀 And get this: Owners are now encouraged to park outside and avoid charging until further notice. So basically, you’re being turned into a glorified lawn ornament for now. 🌿✨ Talk about a glow-up, amirite? 🤷‍♂️ 💀💡 *UNHINGED HOT TAKE:* In a few years, we’ll all be driving fireproof vehicles, or as I like to call it, the *Minecraft Edition* where fire hazards don't exist! 🔥👾🚗 #StellantisFail #JeepLife #SafetyFirst 🍔💩