🚨💡BREAKING TECH ALERT: JD.com is out here flexing like a bodybuilder at a tech convention! 🤖💪 The iPhone 17 just dropped and it’s already cracking the sales charts harder than your mom's favorite TikTok dance challenge! 🚀💥 In a plot twist so wild, you’d think it was directed by M. Night Shyamalan, the iPhone 17 snatched pre-orders faster than you can say "circular charging cable" 🌀. In the first MINUTE after the pre-order opened, the sales of the iPhone 17 skyrocketed past the ENTIRE day of iPhone 16 pre-orders! 💸💨 Imagine the Apple engineers at the HQ: "Hey Tim, I heard the iPhone 16 is getting ignored like that one kid in high school who only showed up to gym class!" 😂🙌 But wait, there’s more! The iPhone Air is playing hide and seek with shipments! 📦🚫 It’s like Apple is saying, “Who needs stable supply chains when we have hype? 🤷‍♀️” 🔥 STONKS GO BRRRR! They’re sending the iPhone 16 to the moon, but it’s being outshined by its cooler younger bro! 💥 Total hot take alert: By 2025, we’re getting a full-blown iPhone vacation package — make your reservations now, folks! ✈️📱🌊 #iPhoneAddiction #MemeChaos