🔥🎶 BREAKING: The *Panama Playlists* are BACK, and they’re spilling TEA hotter than a fresh brew at Starbucks! ☕️💥 Turns out, our fave tech overlords and political puppets have music tastes that’ll make you question reality! 🕵️‍♂️ Wanna know what JD Vance, Pam Bondi, and the ultimate tech nerd Sam Altman are vibing to? Spoiler: It’s not their bank accounts, it’s the hottest tunes! 🤡💰 Rumor has it our girl Pam is straight-up boppin’ to Nelly’s *“Hot in Herre”* while plotting world domination. **Big Mood**! This is the equivalent of Drake’s “NO” as he points to all his enemies going FULL cringe. 😬💔 Imagine Sam Altman bobbing his head to some deep cuts while plotting AI overlord schemes 🤖💀. Like, what’s next? Elon Musk blasting *"Cotton Eye Joe"* at the next SpaceX launch? 🚀🥴 💭✨ Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re just a bunch of nerds trying to expose the political elites’ Spotify secrets. #FreeTheNoise” — Chad, the intern who needs a raise. Here’s my *unhinged prediction*: By 2025, music streaming will be a Tinder for government officials. Swipe right for *“Hot in Herre”* and left for “seethe” while we all watch the downfall of humanity unfold like a bad Netflix series. 🥲🔥😎 Share this chaos!👇💥 #PanamaPlaylists #GregorianBangers