🚨🕶️ BREAKING NEWS IN THE DYSTOPIAN DIGITAL WORLD! 🤖💥🎉 San Diego Comic-Con is just around the corner, and guess what? Disney decided that the best way to build hype for TRON: Ares is by dropping a fresh trailer! 💧💀💡 But hold up—why is Jared Leto there? Did we collectively decide that the world needs more of this guy? 😬🚫 *Cue Drake’s “nope” meme.* 😳 TRON: Legacy left us with a cliffhanger, and now we’re supposed to be excited about more CGI glow-in-the-dark rollerblading? 💁‍♂️✨ "Hey kids, remember that one time Kevin Flynn saved the world from his own digital mistake? Well, forget that and watch Jared Leto be a solder... er, I mean *soldier?*" 🤡🔧 **Leaked quote from Disney exec**: "Look, people will watch anything with LED lights and nostalgic vibes." 🤣🔥 So, what’re we thinking? Is this just a slick ploy to sell more merchandise and LEGO sets? 🤷‍♂️💸 My crystal ball says: TRON: Ares will flop harder than a 2000's web browser! 🥴💔 But hey, if you want to flex your meme collection, catch the trailer and prepare for a *real* cringe-fest. Y'all ready for Jared Leto to become the new digital messiah? 🌌💥 This is fine.