🚨🔔 Boring Stocks Alert! Japan is about to hit the "CUT" button on its tiniest stock listings like it’s snack time at a tech bro’s conference! 🍣💸🚀 📉 So here’s the tea: Japanese regulators are out here playing "Survivor: Tokyo Stock Edition" and saying "YOU'RE OUT!" to the little guys. 💀💔 Talk about not inviting your tiny startup to the big dance! “Oh, you only have 10 followers on your stock page? Nah fam, you’re getting eliminated!” #Cringe Meanwhile, startups are vibin’ on those sweet buyout vibes like they just got that sweet ‘sugar daddy’ funding 💰🤖. I can already hear the imaginary convo between CEOs: 👨‍💻 CEO 1: “Did you hear about the Tokyo cull? Time to sell our youth while we still can!” 👨‍💻 CEO 2: “BRUH, do you think we’re the *chosen ones*?” Fr fr, IPOs are over here slumping harder than your friend after 10 shots of sake 🍶💀. Meanwhile, Japanese buyouts are about to play their winning hand like they’re getting ready for the *ultimate stonks meme* showdown. 🔥 Here's a hot take: in 2025, we’re going to see a revival where tiny stocks become the hottest collectibles in a hipster Tokyo underground! Who’s ready for those $1 stocks to become NFTs? *Brrrraaaap!* 🚨✨ #BullishOrBust