🤡💀🔥 BREAKING: Apple JUST dropped a new promo video, but this ain't your average tech ad, fam! 🚀💰 Featuring the legendary *voice* of Jane Goodall (yes, you read that right) from beyond the grave, this is either peak marketing genius or the ultimate case of "coffin vibes" gone wrong. 💀👻 They’re out here saying “Great ideas start here,” but let’s be real, fam—great ideas also start with a cranky Mac that crashes during your final presentation. 😤💻🛑 With the amount of RAM in these new MacBooks, you might just power a small country. 🌎💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we wanted to summon her wisdom, but honestly, all I got was ‘Why are there 57 different types of MacBook?’” 😂 But fr fr, did Apple just raise the bar or did they just get absolutely *stonks’d* by CGI? This is the tech equivalent of Drake pointing at a monkey scream meme. 🍌🔊 Get ready for everyone and their grandma to start “channeling Jane” while they type away on those overpriced laptops. 🤑💻 🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: Next, Apple will drop a “MacBook Forest Edition” that literally grows trees but costs $5,000. Cope, peasants! 🌳💸👀 #ThisIsFine