🎬🚀💥 BREAKING: James Gunn’s *Superman* is giving us more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 🤡💀 So this flying blue boy made $57 million in his second weekend? Sounds like DC is finally trading in “cringe” for some “based” moves, no cap! 🤑🔥 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here like: *Drake pointing* “You’re telling me there are post-credit scenes!?!” 🕵️‍♂️📽️ So here’s the 411: it’s NOT an origin story 😱 — we’re diving straight into the action while Supes is like, “Wait, I lost what fight?” 🥴 (Bruh, mood.) 💬 Leaked Developer Quote from James Gunn himself: “Honestly, I just want to sprinkle some chaos into people’s lives. Like, Lois Lane dating Lex Luthor? Talk about a *Twilight* reboot we never asked for!” 😂🔥 Fans be like, “This is fine.” 🙃💫 But here’s the real tea: 🚨 If the post-credit scenes hit harder than my Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge, they're probably setting up a crossover with Fast & Furious. 😱💥 You heard it here first: Superman gets behind the wheel with Vin Diesel. FAMILY! 🚗💨 Get ready for the ultimate ‘SuperFast’ saga, folks!!! 🤯💸💀 #WaitForTheChaos