🌟💥🚀Hold UP! 🤯 Is James Gunn’s new Superman movie set to redefine the superhero genre, or are we just getting another “this is fine” meme moment? 🤡💀 We got big boi battles, heartwarming hero vibes, AND an untrained doggo sidekick?? 🦸‍♂️🐶 What is this, a Marvel movie or a TikTok collab gone wrong?! 😂🔥 To be honest, I'm just here for the cotton candy chaos, not the “cinematic start to the new DC Universe!” Sounds like a fat cope! 🤑💔 But let’s get to the real issue: Post-credit scenes? 🤔💭 You KNOW every nerd is sitting there with bated breath, waiting to see if Superman is gonna drop a sick crossover with Batman or just flash us the “stonks” meme for extra views! 📈🥴 And speaking of cash grabs, expect *every* character to have their own spin-off by 2025. “Lois Lane: Manicure Edition,” anyone? 💅🚀 *Leaked developer quote:* “Yeah, the dog is basically a metaphor for the audience’s attention span in 2023. LOL!” 🔥🔥TL;DR: Superman’s just the warm-up act before the REAL show: The Gritty Reboot of Krypto the Superdog! 🐶💥 Get ready, folks, because I’m betting that within TWO YEARS we’ll see Krypto on OnlyFans. 💰💀 *Who’s ready to share this chaos?* 🔥