🎬🚀 BREAKING: James Gunn’s *Superman* is here to save the day... and by “save,” I mean *unleash* an epic hot mess of chaos. 🤡🔥 If you’re ready for thrilling battles, big-hearted heroes, *and* a dog that probably has more training than half the DCEU, then buckle up, fam! 🐶💥 So, are there post-credits scenes? 🤔💭 Well, word on the street (kinda like my neighbor’s dog, I KNOW what you’re doin’ Jake) is that we might have not one but TWO post-credits scenes to snack on like a bag of Doritos at 3 AM. 🌌🍕💸 🚨 *Leaked Quote*: “Guys, we had more post-credits than plot. 🤑 No cap!” - some random intern trying not to get fired 😂👀 Starring the talented Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane (who probably needs a Netflix series now), Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor (give this man a villain award!), and David Corenswet who is essentially just here looking pretty. 🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: *Superman* will somehow lead to a crossover with the *Fast & Furious* franchise where they fight villains with family. 🚗💨💪 So, are you gonna watch it, or just scroll through TikTok for the next 25 hours straight? 🤔💀 #ThisIsFine #GunnTheMan #StonksToTheMoon 💰🌕 Share with your superhero hating friends! 💪💖