🚀💰💬 *BREAKING NEWS: Jack & Jill RAISES $50 MILLION to make job-hunting as spicy as your local taco truck!* 🌮💥 That’s right, folks! Say goodbye to the boring ol’ resumé shuffle—now it’s just you and an AI that sounds *more human* than your last date! 😂🤖💕 #SimpAI! With their fresh $50M in cha-ching 💸 (because who needs to fix potholes when you can throw money at robots?), Jack & Jill is planning to expand in the land of opportunity—aka, the U.S. of A! 🇺🇸🔥 *Leaked developer quote*: “Our AI *literally* knows more about job rejections than my mom... and she has opinions!” 😤📄💔 So here’s the tea, my dudes:💅 This is gonna be the Tinder for careers! Swipe right on a chatbot that won’t ghost you after the interview! But let’s keep it real—what does the deep-learning algorithm know about getting ghosted? Bruh, I can’t even get a callback from Taco Bell! 🌌🌮 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, all job interviews will be held between you and a sentient nacho cheese dispenser. Stonks on that! 📈🧀🤡🔥 Get ready, fam! The future of job-hunting is wild! 🚀🤡 Share this to your group chat before it becomes a job requirement to have a degree in chatbot relations! 😂💀✨ #CringeButBased