🚨BREAKING: London Nanny Bots Just Got $20M to Cry Over Your Resume! 🤖💰 Get ready, fam! Jack & Jill (Not your childhood daycare, but a *totally* NEXT-LEVEL hiring AI) just snagged a fat $20M seed round from Creandum! 🚀💸 Six months in, and they're already trying to conquer Europe and the US like they’re the next Avengers franchise! 💪🌍 But let’s be real, their AI is just a glorified chatbot that’s too busy ghosting candidates to actually hire anyone. I mean, what’s next? 🥴 “Sorry, our hiring algorithm has been sent to therapy.” 🌈💔 **Leaked Quote from a Traumatized Developer:** “We just want our bots to sound like your Tinder date of 2021—flirty but reliable. 😏💔” Drake says “No” to being ghosted, and so do job seekers. This is fine. 🔥💀 But wait, it gets better! They’re challenging ChatGPT to a duel, with the winner getting the title of *"Employer of the Year."* **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, we’ll all be interviewing our AI sidekicks for our own jobs. And honestly? Based. 🤡💯 All hail the new overlords of "HireMeGPT"! 🤖👑 #Stonks #IAmTheJobBot