🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🎉: Jack Dorsey drops a new messaging app called "Bitchat" and, oh boy, it’s about as secure as a flip phone in a volcano 🌋📱💀! Jack's out here claiming it’s the ultimate “secure” chat experience but confessed that it hasn't been security-tested. Like, bro, that’s like building a rocket ship and forgetting to put in the fuel! 💀🚀 Imagine the convo in the dev room. 👀 "How secure is Bitchat?" "Um, bro, we just slapped the word ‘secure’ in the app description and called it a day." 😬🧠💥 Jacking a wild stonks mentality, Jack says users should feel safe. This is fine. 🙃🔥 It's honestly giving "Hold my beer" vibes when you see it’s just a glorified text message app with the security of a wet paper bag. Just a reminder, folks: if your app requires you to send sensitive info through encrypted memes 😂, it’s probably not ready for prime time. 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: Bitchat will crash harder than your grandma on TikTok trying to hit the Renegade 💔👵💃. You heard it here first – in 2024, Bitchat will be as popular as Blockbuster VHS rentals. COPE, SEETHE, and enjoy the chaos! 🤡💰💥 #BitchatOrBust