Jack Dorsey just dropped $10M on open-source socials 💰💀. Elon must be seething right now! 🚀🔥 #NotYourTypicalBillionaire
🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: JACK DORSEY DRAMA ALERT! 💣💀 So, Twitter’s former wizard 💫, Jack Dorsey, just dropped a cool **$10 million** into the black hole of open-source social media projects via a collective called "and Other Stuff" 🥴. Yup, you heard that right—$10 million! I mean, stonks? 📈 More like **stonks if I was drunk at the bar**! 🍻 Listen to this hot take: Jack is out here playing god with social media while he’s busy coding his latest brainchild, Bitchat (sounds like a Tinder for memes 😂) and the aptly named Sun Day (seriously? Is it a cult now? 🌞💀). One of his buddies, Evan Henshaw-Plath 🧙♂️ (Twitter's first-ever employee, so like, he knows the tea ☕), is also on board. Can we just take a moment to appreciate that he’s literally making **"and Other Stuff"** like we're at a yard sale? 🤡 Leaked convo with a random dev dude: "Bro, should we put the $10 mil in blockchain or just buy TikTok dances? 🤔" And let me tell you something crazy: if this *actually* works, every social media platform will become OSS (Open Source Socialism? 🤯), and Twitter might finally stop looking like a dumpster fire! 🔥 Mark my words, in 2024 Twitter will be an Ethereum-based meme factory where every tweet is an NFT 💥💸—and no one will know how to log in. THIS IS FINE. 🤷♂️ 💥💥 #DorseyIsMySpiritAnimal #OpenSourceOverlords #TakeMyMoney ✌️✨