💸🚀💎 Hold UP!! So you mean to tell me that stablecoins are *still* struggling to ditch those pesky foreign exchange fees in 2025!? 🤡💀 Like, we thought we were getting closer to flying cars, but nope—just more fees! Fees for days, just like my student loans! 😂 **BREAKING NEWS:** Stablecoins hit $5 TRILLION in transaction volume 📈, but can they pay for that overpriced avocado toast, or nah? 🥑🤑 Let’s be honest; without the promise of cheaper cross-border payments, it’s really just a glorified “hop on the stonks train” meme at this point. 🚂💥 Leaked Dev Quote: “Lmao, who needs cheaper payments when you can just hold your stablecoins and be sad like everyone else in crypto?” - AnonDev🤖💬 According to fintech vets: “The only thing more inflated than crypto prices is the cost of sending it across borders.” This is fine. 🐶🔥 🔮 Hot Take: By 2030, we’re gonna need a financial degree just to send money from one country to another—or we’ll just be using emojis instead! 💰💀💸 #CryptoChaos #FutureOfPayments #HelpMePlz