💥📱 Dorsey's weekend project: Bitchat! The decentralized P2P messaging app that sounds like a bad Tinder date gone wrong. Swipe left on your privacy, folks! 🚀💔 So, Jack decided to roll up his sleeves and create a messaging app that runs on Bluetooth mesh networks. Why? Because he felt like it. No cap, this man is out here like "Let’s make texting as complex as my Twitter algorithm!" 🤯🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote™:** "Bitchat? Yeah, we just wanted to see if we could make texting harder than solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded." - Some dev who probably has a shrine devoted to Dorsey in their basement. 🤡💀 Meanwhile, stonks are crashing harder than your grandma’s Wi-Fi after updating her Zoom—because who needs privacy and security when you can just Bluetooth your convo to every neighbor? 🤷‍♂️📉 Drake-pointing meme? Yeah, you’re gonna want to leave that group chat after one too many “Can you hear me now?” moments. This is fine, I guess? 😬🔥 🤑 **Hot Take:** I give it two weeks before it gets hacked harder than my high school crush's heart. Bet! 💥👀✨ So, are you gonna Bitchat or nah? 💬😜