🚨📱BREAKING MEME NEWS: JACK DORSEY’S LED LIGHTS ARE BACK ON AND HE'S TRACKING YOUR SUNBURN! 🌞🔥💀 That's right, fam! Our boi Jack has dropped yet another app because why not? Introducing *Sun Day* — the app that literally reminds you you’re a pale nerd when you forget to apply sunscreen. 😳🕶️ While Dorsey’s busy inventing apps that sound like failed TikTok challenges, we’ve got Bitchat (no Wi-Fi, no worries… do you even have friends?) and now Sun Day, which uses your location to determine your UV exposure — a.k.a. the evil sun’s evil plan to roast you alive! 😵 🍳 👀 “But wait, why do they need my clothing choice?” you ask. 🤔 I guess “current outfit risk level” is the new social media trend! 😂 Like, do we really need to inform strangers if we're rocking shorts or if we’re full-on vampire mode today? Gothic chic? Fashion stonks? 🦇🖤 🚀But here’s the kicker: You get to track your Vitamin D intake!? STONKS! 💰🤑 My dude’s literally trying to turn us into human photosynthesis machines! 🌱🌞 In a leaked convo, one developer said, “If we can get users to upload selfies in the sun, we’ll probably get a billion dollar buyout from a skincare company.” 💸 So what’s next? An app that tracks how many times you get roasted on Twitter? 🤓💀 Here's my hot take: By 2026, Dorsey’s gonna release an app that uses AR to show you how much sunlight your soul is absorbing per day, so stay tuned!! #SunBurnOrSunFun? ☀️🌊