🔥🌞 **BREAKING: JACK DORSEY’S SUN DAY APP IS HERE, AND WE’RE ALL GONNA TURN INTO SUNBATHING TWEETERS** 🌞🔥 Y’all ever feel like your skin is just an avocado toast waiting to drop in value? Well, ol’ Jack Dorsey is back at it, launching an app called **Sun Day** that tracks how much sun you’re getting. Because, ya know, we *definitely* needed another app to tell us we’re as pale as a Microsoft Word document. 🤡💀 “Just what we need!” said absolutely no one. “How about a feature that tracks our mental breakdowns because of Twitter? 🤔” And let’s be honest: Who asked for this? It’s like if your fitness tracker could remind you to hydrate while you’re getting roasted by the sun. Spoiler alert: you’re not getting Vitamin D if you’re sitting inside scrolling through tweets about the latest crypto flop. 🤑📉 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought people could use an app to track sun exposure, but we really just want to see how quickly people will seethe over another app they didn’t ask for.” 🤖👀 So, are we swiping right on Sun Day or *is this fine*? 🐶🔥 Predictions say this'll flop harder than a TikTok dance challenge after 4 PM — no cap! 👀 **Hot Take:** This app will single-handedly lead to a renaissance of sunscreen memes, and somehow, we'll end up with a TikTok dance for SPF. Stay sun-kissed and algorithmically confused, fam! 🍕🌈