👀💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The world is watching the most chaotic glow-up in energy history, and it’s brought to you by... AI data centers?! Yup, you heard me right. 🌍💰 After scrolling through the cringe-fest of high-interest rates for like, EVER, our long-forgotten pals—nuclear 🤖, geothermal 🔥, and energy storage 💾—are straight-up vibing again! It's like watching that one kid in the corner who never gets invited to the parties suddenly hit the dab and get all the clout. Stonks 🚀, baby! So the data center boom is basically their "I got money now!" moment, which is wild because we’re just over here like “This is fine” ☕️🔥. “Bro, we’re basically turning fission into dollars,” said one *totally real* developer while scrolling through meme pages. Just imagine the convo: - Developer 1: “Nuclear? LOL.” - Developer 2: “Fr fr, we need some new energy! It’s time to flex!” But honestly, can we just put some microwave burritos next to those reactors for some additional energy output? 🌯💨 I smell billion-dollar ideas cooking! And here’s a wild prediction: before 2025, we’ll have AI-powered nuclear-powered burrito data centers. Cope and seethe, haters! 🤡🔥