🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: JACK'S STACK IS BACK!💰🚨 Forget your morning coffee ☕️, because the hype train just left the station! 🚂💨 Jack Altman (who's basically the Elon Musk of funding) just pulled a *massive* $275M out of his hat 🎩👀 — and just like that, he’s flexing HARDER than a gym rat on leg day. 💪🏽😱 For context, that’s like upgrading from a rusty bicycle to a brand new Tesla, and no cap, he did it FASTER than I can swipe on Tinder! 😳💔 Last fund was $150M back in February 2024, but he clearly woke up and chose violence because he decided to go FULL STONKS 🚀📈! “Like, I just sent a few tweets and boom, money was raining down,” said an alleged Alt Capital developer. “Just kidding, I grinded harder than a JavaScript dev at 3 AM. It was wild. 🤖💥” So what does this mean for the AI startups? Expect *more* angel investors than people on your mom's group chat 🥳🤡— and trust me, that ain’t a good thing if you’re trying to keep it real 😬💅. 🔥🔥PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be funding AI startups via TikTok dance challenges. No one will have jobs... but hey, at least we’ll have sweet cash from catching virtual cats! 🐱💸 Share this and prepare for the meme-ocalypse! 🤯💣