🎉 Hold onto your controllers, fellow gamers! 🤖💦 It’s a *NSFW Revolution* over at itch.io, and guess what? They’re resurrecting all those spicy pages, but only if they’re FREE! 🤑💸 That's right, fam, your wildest, wackiest adult dreams just went from "deindexed" to "free as a bird!" 🕊️💀 🚨 *Breakin' News*: Leaf Corcoran, the head honcho at itch.io, dropped the ultimate plot twist like it’s a hot mixtape: “Today, we are re-indexing free adult NSFW content.” 🤪🔥 Listen, if you want to catch those forbidden fruits, better set your price to $0, or risk getting left in the dust, my dudes! 🚀💨 But only "free" for now, because ya boy Leaf is still in talks with the risk-averse payment processors. Imagine them sweating bullets like this is an episode of *This Is Fine* while the internet's just chilling with their popcorn. 🍿💀 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Why pay for the adult content when you can swipe it for free? *Stonks* are going wild!” 😂 🔥 So what’s next? I predict that by next week, itch.io will be giving out NSFW content like it's candy on Halloween. 🙌💀 Get ready for a full-on meme explosion, folks! 🚀✨ *Low-key chaotic?* You better believe it!