🌟🛑 ALERT! ITCH.IO IS KICKING ADULT GAMES TO THE CURB! 🚪💨 That’s right fam, the indie gaming utopia just pulled a major “hold my drink” moment and threw adult content into the abyss! 😱💔 Like, y’all remember when Steam took the plunge? Now Itch.io is doing the ol’ “we’re sorry but our payment processors are sus” routine 😅💸 Leaf Corcoran, Itch.io’s master of ceremonies, went full-on dad mode with this gem: “Our ability to process payments is critical for every creator.” Bro, what about the creators who just wanted to make their art in peace? 😤🎨 Imagine being a dev and waking up to your top-seller disappearing like my will to exercise! 🚫💪 One dev reportedly said, "I can't pay my rent now because my game got yeeted into the void! 🤦‍♂️💸" Yeah, sorry, buddy. Guess you’ll have to start selling your *ahem* content on OnlyFans instead! 😂👏 Are we just gonna sit here and let payment processors dictate our gaming experience? You got it! Just you wait until they come for your beloved wholesome cat dating sims next! 😿❤️ 🔥💀 So here’s the unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be playing games that are just pixelated spreadsheets! *This is fine* 🤷‍♂️🌈 #Stonks #AdultGamesGone #IndieChaos