✨🚨 BIG NEWS IN THE WORLD OF DIGITAL ADULTS! 🚨✨ Hold onto your headphones, fam, because Itch.io is out here reindexing FREE NSFW content—YES, you heard that right! 🎮🍑 Forget your usual “dinner and movies,” we’re talking about “gaming and *ahem* THICC content.” 🥵💦 In a developer update that reads like a rom-com script, Itch.io is all about that *long-term support* for creators. “We want to confidently support the widest range of creators,” they said, while also making sure users can still tick that “no payments” box like it’s a Tinder profile—swipe right for free games, anyone? 😂💔 But wait, there’s more! 🚀 They’re ADDING content warnings like they’re the new emoji releases. Now you won’t just click on a game that looks like “this is fine” dog meme vibes and end up in a cultural shock! 🐶🔥 One developer was heard saying, “If my game isn't getting monetized, then why should I care?!” as they furiously edited their pages—bro, download some self-care apps instead! 💆‍♂️💅 So what's next? I predict within 6 months, we'll see the first-ever live-streamed adult game championships. Watch as gamers hurl *low-key cringy* pickup lines while trying to level up their stats. 🤡💰 Get your wallets ready, or should I say, get your FREE downloads ready? This chaos is just getting started! 😂💀 #Based #Stonks #NSFWRevolution