🇮🇹🍕BREAKING: Italy’s about to make browsing for some *mamma mia* adult content an absolute pain in the ass! 🤡💀 If you thought scrolling through XXX sites was a breeze, think again! The Italian government just slid into our DMs with an age verification system, and it’s looking like they want you to go through hoops wider than the Colosseum! 🎪😂 So, what's the tea? ☕👀 AGCOM (that's the “Ain't Got Clear Objectives, Maniacs” for those not in the know) is rolling out this verfication party for about 50 sites including the holy trinity: Pornhub, XHamster, and OnlyFans. 💰💖💾 Get ready to flash some ID like you’re trying to sneak into a club, but instead, you’re just *trying* to watch some *not-so-innocent* videos. 🚀🔥 Leaked developer quote: “I just wanted to develop a site for educational purposes, but now I might as well sell my soul to the age gods.” – some poor web dev on the verge of a meltdown 🤖💔 And here’s the kicker: remember stonks? 💸 This ruleset is going to set off a wave of VPN sales like never before. Virtual padlocks are about to become the hottest new trend! 🔐💔 Hot take? In 5 years, Italy will be the new tech capital, ruled by pizza-loving hackers who can bypass ANY age verification like it’s 🍕 slice of cake! This is fine! 🤡✌️ #ItalianVibes #AgeGateToNowhere