🚨👀 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF PASTA AND PRIVACY* 🍝💻 So, Italy’s competition cops just hit the snooze button on their wild ride 🚔⚠️, closing the case on Google’s quirky obsession with our personal data. Like, is it 2024 or are we still playing hide-and-seek with our info? 🤡🙈 According to *totally-not-made-up* insider quotes: 🎤 *"Honestly, all we wanted was to stop getting followed around like a lost puppy. But now, they’ve promised to play nice and share their cookies... " 🍪💔* In case you missed it, Google threw together a pack of “remedies” like it’s a school science project – “Look Ma, no more data mining!” 🥴💼 This situation screams “This is fine” while Italy's competition authority grabs a 🍷 and rolls their eyes. Meanwhile, Google’s stock reacts with that Drake meme – hard pass on scrutiny, full send on profits! 📈💰 🔥🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:* Brace yourselves, it's only a matter of time till Italy releases their own search engine called Grease-gle, collecting ONLY spaghetti recipes. Stonks 🚀🚀🚀💯!