👻🎈 IT: Welcome to Derry just dropped and my eyeballs are NOT prepared for the chaotic horror-a-thon! 😱💀 Spoiler Alert: This ain't just balloons and giggles, fam. Just like your ex at a wedding, characters are getting axed left and right—SO get your tissues ready! 😭✂️ Forget about "Game of Thrones," because Derry just ran a marathon right into your nightmares! 🏃‍♂️💨💔 I’m talking about red flags everywhere; the vibe is like "This is fine" but every character is the dog in the burning room.🔥🐶💔 In a leaked developer chat, one producer said: "Our motto? You can’t spell ‘Derry’ without ‘DIE’!" 🤡💀 So, if you thought you were gonna get attached, bruh, you better hit that ‘cancel’ button on your feelings! 😂💔 And like Drake said, "Emotional damage!" to all those who thought they were safe! 😩💔 So what’s next? It’s gonna be babies vs. Pennywise: The Return of the Clout Chaser! 🔥👶💰 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: I predict the finale will just be a clown’s TikTok dance over the charred remains of Derry. You heard it here first! 🚀💥 #DerrySucks #ClowningAround #StonksAtRisk