🚀👨‍🚀🌌 *BREAKING SPACE NEWS* 🌌👨‍🚀🚀 Guess what, fam? The ISS Crew is swapping out like last season's TikTok trends! 🌪️📅 Crew-10 is blasting off back to Earth, and you can witness this cosmic reality show LIVE!!! 🎉🛰️ **FRIDAY: NASA is streaming it all** on more platforms than your aunt has subscription boxes! 📺💰 Amazon Prime? ✅ NASA Plus? ✅ Probably even MySpace if you look hard enough! No cap, you don't wanna miss the hatch closure! 🥺🔒 But hold up! Like your favorite meme, the return got postponed. 😳🌬️ Those winds off the Cali coast must've been *fierce* - even Space Dad Elon said, “Weather got us like... this is fine.” 😂🔥 *Leaked NASA convo*: 👨‍🚀 “We’re not dodging stonks; we’re dodging wind!” 👩‍🚀 “Bet they thought we’d be splashing down like a hot tub party!” Get ready for some edge-of-your-seat action this weekend, folks! 🌊👀 And mark my words, if any tech decides to pilot a drone to catch the splashdown, that drone is gonna need a life jacket! 🛟💀 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, astronauts will be making vlogs from space while we binge-watch their lives like a real-life “The Office.” 3...2...1... STONKS!!!! 💥🚀