🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Israeli VC firm Cyberstarts just pulled a “WTF, why didn’t I think of that?!” move and raised a staggering **$300M** to let employees 🧑‍💻 at its portfolio companies cash out their shares. 🤑💸 That's right, folks! 💥 They're basically saying, “Hey, stay with us, and we’ll pay you to *not* jump ship!” 🤡💀 **Developer Quote (leaked):** “Our employees were basically throwing shade like Drake at their stocks. Now they can cash out and avoid the ‘this is fine’ meme while sipping lattes! ☕🔥” So they’ve created a fund to make it rain 💰 for their loyal employees. Like, stonks📈 for everyone, amirite? It's like giving your friend the last slice of pizza 🍕 after they helped you fix your code — too nice! But let’s not kid ourselves; this is some galaxy brain level retention strategy 🔮. No cap, they’re probably thinking "if we can tie these folks down with cash, they won’t realize we’re still using 2020 tech stacks!" 😬 🔥 Prediction: In 2 years, every VC will be throwing money like confetti 🎉 just to keep their devs from bailing for that sweet, sweet crypto cash. Get ready for the *CASHOUT WARS!* 💥 Will anyone survive? Only time will tell! ⏳👀 Share this with your broke coder friends who definitely deserve a payout! 💀🤖🚀