💰🔐 BREAKING: Sola just secured $35M in a Series A that made investors chug their oat milk lattes! ☕🔥 "Smart AI, zero code, and 2,000 customers? This startup is basically the cybersecurity equivalent of finding a cat meme in your inbox!" 💻😻 Imagine this: Sola’s founders sitting in a coffee shop, sipping matcha, saying: “📈 If Stripe had a baby with a cybersecurity expert, it would be us—except cuter and way more secure!” 😍🚀 Meanwhile, you’ve got 12,000 crypto bros shaking in their mismatched shoes as they realize they’re still using “password123” for their wallets. 🥴🚨 “This is fine,” they say, as hackers are basically just waiting in the bushes like it's a meme-y episode of "Survivor." 😂💀 One *leaked* developer quote from their Zoom chat: “Who needs sleep when you have funding, a rockstar team, and dreams of being the pin-up we all deserve in the world of cybersecurity?” 🤖💫 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: Within two years, Sola will be so ubiquitous that your fridge will ask for your biometric data to let you into the guacamole! 🥑🚀 Get ready to have your cyber tea spilled and your side hustles snatched! 💅💦 #Stonks #CyberMemeMagic