🤖👀 GHOST IN THE CODE! So, like, Israel just dropped the news that Iran's out here *hacking security cameras* like it's a FREE Netflix trial 🎬💀. Yep, those blinkin' lenses aren't just for catching your dog stealing pizza, but for SO MUCH MORE. 🤡💥 Meanwhile, in the land of stoinks 📈, Ukrainian hackers just hit the Russian internet like it's their ex's phone number 🙅‍♂️. "Bae, are you still there?" 😂🔥. The only thing knocking now is that WiFi signal going *poof*. *HACKERS WIN AGAIN!* Oh, and China’s Salt Typhoon hackers are out here claiming vics like they're leveling up in a video game 🎮👾. But can we talk about the UK giving 23andMe a fine so hefty, it's basically like the government said, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DNA!" 💰🍷. Like, come on fam, stop passing the buck and just *ask* your grandma for the family secrets! 🤷‍♂️ 🔥 And in the spirit of all this chaos: **BREAKING** – in 2024, hackers will unite to create a blockchain-based reality show called "Survivor: Cyber Edition." The final challenge? DDoS'ing your mom's WiFi while she’s streaming her next true crime binge! GET READY, FOLKS! 🚀💀💻