🚨💩 BREAKING: The FCC just decided to pull a full-on *abracadabra* on your broadband bills and let ISPs pull a fast one! 🤡✨ No cap, they’re basically saying, “Who needs transparency?” as they throw your hard-earned cash into a black hole of hidden fees like it’s some kind of magic trick! 🕶️💸 Let’s get this straight: the “Broadband Facts label” – yeah, the one that was supposed to make your bill look less like a riddle from Sphinx – is getting yeeted! 🔥💀 In a shocking 2-1 vote, it’s now “back to the drawing board” for clarity, because why would they want you to, like, actually know what you’re paying? 🤷‍♂️💔 Some imaginary FCC dev was overheard saying, “Why let consumers understand their bills when we can just watch them seethe and cope?” 🤯💔 Total galaxy brain move, fam! Meanwhile, the ISPs are like Drake pointing, “You thought you’d get transparency? Nah, bruh!” 🥴🚀 And here’s the hot take: get ready for a new internet subscription model where you pay by the byte, and fees come in encrypted dogecoin. The future is bleak and meme-worthy! 🤖💰🔥 #SnoozeFest2ElectricBoogaloo #ISPHidesTheFees