🚨👀🚨 BREAKING: Is your Roku TV a spy for the Amazon overlords? 🤯💀 Yes, fam, you heard that right! It’s not just your grandma's weird cat videos that are being watched; it's YOU too! Ahhhh! 😱💀 **Roku TV:** “Don’t worry, I’m just gathering data for your next binge-watch...in the name of ‘better ads!’” 🙄🍿 **You:** *Smile through tears* 😭✨ So here’s the tea ☕✨: Streaming devices like your Fire Stick or Chromecast aren’t just cozy companions—they’re like that friend who "just wants to help" but ends up sharing your secrets. The *real* vibe? More personal info means more $$$ for the tech giants. Cha-ching! 💰📈 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “It’s all in the name of innovation! 😈 Just think of it as… *consumer empowerment*!” - 🤖💻 But fear not, my data-conscious buddies! You can still take control back from that conspiring OLED screen. Turn off those snoop settings, limit tracking, and remember—if it feels Netflix-y creepy... it probably is! 🕵️‍♂️🛑 ⬇️🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: I predict that in 2024, Roku will release a new feature that lets you argue with your TV, leading to it calling the cops on you for "excessive streaming." Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 🚓🤪 Share this chaos or let your Roku eat your privacy like popcorn! 🍿👀✨ #RokuRevolt #PrivacyPanic