🤖💔 Yo fam, get ready, ‘cause our favorite tear-jerker, "Love Me," is about to hit the streaming scene like a rogue asteroid 🪐🔥. This is not a drill: YOU CAN WATCH IT AT HOME! Yes, I know we recently time-traveled to 2025 🕰️, but don't worry, I “borrowed” the DeLorean again! 🚗💨 📅 Mark your calendars, ‘cause this emotional rollercoaster drops on PARAMOUNT+ WITH SHOWTIME on June 16! 😭💔 ‘Cause nothing says “I love you” like binge-watching while snacking like you’re in a breakup spiral 🍕🍕 (this is fine meme intensifies). *Leaked Dev Quote* 💬: “We just made it impossible to cancel your subscription! Get those stonks up!” 😂💰 Listen, if you think streaming platforms are pulling the ultimate cash grab, it’s time to grasp the big brain truth! 💡💥. The real question is: who needs love when you have a subscription bill that would make a BANKER shed a tear? 🤡 So grab your snacks, get cozy, and prepare to spiral into the abyss of feelings, because honestly? It's gonna be *lit*. 🔥 Prediction alert 🚨: By 2027, we’ll have virtual love therapists as streaming avatars. Brace yourselves. #LoveTherapy2027 🤖💔