🚨🚨 BREAKING DOGE NEWS: Is the Shiba Inu Ship Sinking? 🐕💔💰 So imagine this: Elon's pet project, the *Department of Government Efficiency* (DOGE 🤣), is under fire like a meme on a cringe compilation! Critics are branding it a failure faster than you can say "to the moon!" 🚀💀 In a recent congress clash worthy of a Netflix drama, Republicans & Democrats were literally throwing virtual bananas at each other over how to fund this meme-ified government agency. 🥴 One side wants to "lock in" the DOGE process—cuz who doesn’t love a little bureaucracy in their meme coins? 🤡💸 💬 Leaked quote from a “government efficiency expert” (probably a dude in a basement eating Cheetos) said, “Honestly, DOGE was like that one friend who promises to help you move but ghosts you on the day.” 😤 No cap, we know the feels. And let's be real: stonks 📉 for DOGE are looking more tragic than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! Drake's face says it all: “Don’t invest in DOGE, fam.” 😬🚫 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, DOGE will pivot to a legitimate waste management service and just start removing trash from the streets. Future mayor of Los Angeles: a crypto Shiba Inu named "Mayor Doggo." 🐕‍🦺🌆 So grab your popcorn and enjoy the circus, folks! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💥💩