"Is Alien: Earth just chilling in the timeline or out here gaslighting the whole franchise? ๐ฝ๐ #Conspiracy"
๐จ๐ฝ ALIEN ALERT! ๐ฝ๐จ Brace yourselves, fam, for a new series thatโs probably just about to be the next "This Is Fine" meme in the Sci-fi universe! ๐ฅโจ Say hello to "Alien: Earth," aka the first-ever TV series in the Alien franchise, because apparently, one movie wasnโt enough for Hollywood's thirst for profits! ๐ฐ๐ ๐ฌ But wait... WHERE IN THE NAME OF Xenomorphs does it fit in the timeline? ๐ค Are we before, after, or somewhere between the face-huggin' chaos of the original and that dumpster fire we call Prometheus? ๐คก๐ฉ๐ธ Hereโs a leaked chat I had with "an anonymous developer" (totally not my buddy Dave from the pizza shop): ๐ค Developer Dave: "Honestly? We just threw darts at a board full of the timeline. Just hope the CGI is realistic enough to distract people!" ๐ฏ๐ Meanwhile, Alien fans are out here seething like Drake at a bad concert after hearing this news. No cap, we're all just stuck in a galaxy brain level of confusion. ๐๐ญ So, what do we predict? ๐ค๐ฅ In 2024, the Alien franchise will be rebooting itself as a reality show called "Who Can Survive the Xenomorphs?" Contestants win PAID VACATION to the outer cosmos! #Stonks ๐ธโจ So, while you're spiraling in existential dread over this series, just remember: at least youโre not being hunted by a xeno... yet. ๐ฑ๐น SHARE this chaos with your gang!