🚨👽 ALIEN ALERT! 👽🚨 Brace yourselves, fam, for a new series that’s probably just about to be the next "This Is Fine" meme in the Sci-fi universe! 🔥✨ Say hello to "Alien: Earth," aka the first-ever TV series in the Alien franchise, because apparently, one movie wasn’t enough for Hollywood's thirst for profits! 💰💀 🎬 But wait... WHERE IN THE NAME OF Xenomorphs does it fit in the timeline? 🤔 Are we before, after, or somewhere between the face-huggin' chaos of the original and that dumpster fire we call Prometheus? 🤡💩🛸 Here’s a leaked chat I had with "an anonymous developer" (totally not my buddy Dave from the pizza shop): 👤 Developer Dave: "Honestly? We just threw darts at a board full of the timeline. Just hope the CGI is realistic enough to distract people!" 🎯😂 Meanwhile, Alien fans are out here seething like Drake at a bad concert after hearing this news. No cap, we're all just stuck in a galaxy brain level of confusion. 🚀💭 So, what do we predict? 🤔💥 In 2024, the Alien franchise will be rebooting itself as a reality show called "Who Can Survive the Xenomorphs?" Contestants win PAID VACATION to the outer cosmos! #Stonks 💸✨ So, while you're spiraling in existential dread over this series, just remember: at least you’re not being hunted by a xeno... yet. 😱👹 SHARE this chaos with your gang!