🚨💰BREAKING: IRS Direct File is *officially* dead, y’all!💀🔥 According to the IRL IRS commissioner (I know, sounds like a dystopian sitcom), the government just pulled the plug on your chances to file your taxes without wanting to throw your PC out the window 🤡💻. In classic IRS fashion, they're ditching "Direct File", aka the one glimmer of hope we had left, and pivoting to a partnership with private companies 🤦‍♂️. Yeah, you heard that right! If you thought your taxes were already a dumpster fire, just wait until TurboTax 2069 arrives with "enhanced audit powers"! 🚀💸 #StonksSoHigh 👀 Leaked convo between IRS executives: 👨‍💼 IRS Guy: "Let’s just let corporations profit off them too!" 👩‍💼 Developer: "But aren’t we supposed to be a non-profit?" 👨‍💼 IRS Guy: "HA! Non-profit? Cope, seethe, SKRRT! It's 2023 baby! Let’s get this bread!" So grab your popcorn 🍿, because we’re about to watch the biggest tax heist since… well, forever. Remember folks, if you're not paying for it, YOU are the product. 🔥🔮Unhinged Prediction: In 2024, the IRS will roll out an NFT for filing your taxes. “Tax-filing but make it art!” 🎨💀