🚨🌟 HOLD UP, MARVEL FANS! 🚨🌟 Have you heard about *Ironheart* yet? Because if you haven’t, I hope you’re not a Marvel character because this show is giving off serious *"this is fine"* vibes... 🔥💀 So apparently, this miniseries is like a lukewarm cup of coffee – NOT NOT HOT, but also kinda like, why bother? 🤷‍♂️🎭 Dominique Thorne is in it, and believe it or not, she’s stealing the spotlight with performances that are as solid as an unbreakable chair you bought from IKEA! 💪👩‍🎤 But like, does anyone else find that “not too heavy, not too light” feels like the perfect description for when your roommate makes *just* enough ramen to fill the bowl but not enough for a real meal? 🤮🍜 And shoutout to Alden Ehrenreich! Like, BRUH. Are we just out here casting the whole of Hollywood now? 🤡💥 Can someone tell me how Anthony Ramos became the household name equivalent of your friend who *just* learned how to play guitar? 🎸💀 #PleaseStop So, here’s a hot take, fam 🔥 – *Ironheart* is basically your average Uber ride: not too thrilling, but you’re definitely not walking. Strap in because in a universe where every character gets an origin story, I predict we'll see Ironheart fighting off low-energy shows with the help of a *2-hour TikTok recap* soon! 😵💫 STONKS! 📈📉