🚨🚨 BOOMERANG ALERT: iRobot’s Future Looking as Dark as My Search History 🚨🚨 👀 So, iRobot—THE Roomba peeps who brought us lazy vacuuming—just dropped their Q2 earnings like it’s hot 🔥 and y’all... it’s not looking cute. I mean, a **23% drop** in revenue to **$127.6 million**? That’s a big ol’ F in the chat for our robot overlords. 💀 💩 Competition is wild out there! Apparently, the Chinese manufacturers are snatching sales faster than we can say "dust bunny." 🐇 Can’t even sweep the floor without stepping on a sales flop. Just ask CEO Gary Cohen—dude literally said the company might *shut down* in a year if things don’t turn around. LIKE, he’s got the crisis vibes 🥵, but also… who told you to go toe-to-toe with Amazonsaurus? 💬 “Yeah, the new products have been 'encouraging,'” said Cohen, sounding like he just got dumped. “But market headwinds are like, totally harshing my vibe, dude.” 🤡✨ So, predictions? 🤔 Get ready for your Roombas to go from “vacuuming your floors” to “scooping up their own obituaries.” 📉💔 Watch out! The last thing we need is a Roomba trying to take over the world after it hits the clearance rack. 😂🚀 #CringeCompany #RoombaMeltdown #StonksDown #ThisIsFine 🔥💰💀