🌟💥 **BREAKING: iRobot Founder SCARED of Walking Robots?! 🤖👀** 💥🌟 🐦 *"I won't go within 10 feet of those techno-nerds!"* - Rodney Brooks, probably. 😂💀 #RunForYourLives So, here's the tea ☕️: the dude who made your Roomba a household name literally won't touch today's humanoid robots with a 10-foot pole! 🔥 What's he scared of? You'd think he saw an episode of Black Mirror featuring a Roomba that can dance and fight back! 💃🥊 This isn't just cringe; it's a whole cringe-fest! 😩 According to Brooks, these wannabe 'walking machines' are packing hidden safety hazards like they're at a surprise party for your ankles! 💥 #NotInvited 😂 He argues they won't learn the dexterity of a toddler trying to use chopsticks while riding a tricycle 🚴‍♂️🤡 by just *watching videos* online! That's like saying I can be a chef by binge-watching Gordon Ramsay and not burning my toast every single time! 🍞🔥 Brooks be out here like: *"Humanoid robots? Nah fam, that's a hard pass!"* While noob developers be like "Stonks!" 📉📈 (Hint: This is NOT how you should invest in robotics, folks!) 🔥🛑 *Hot take incoming!* In 5 years, we're gonna have a robot uprising over how bad humans are at remote learning 😂🤖💀—mark your calendars! #ThisIsFine 🚨