🔥🚨 Buckle up, fam! Iran’s state TV just got hijacked like it was an episode of Black Mirror and THE FUGITIVE at the same time! 🤡💀 Flashing before your eyes: videos BLASTING calls for protests while you were just trying to watch your weekly dose of government propaganda. Talk about an unexpected plot twist! 😂📺💔 Reports say they're laying the blame on Israel, because when in doubt, just point fingers like: Drake pointing at charts📈. Meanwhile, someone somewhere just hit the ultimate stonks moment by stealing a WHOPPING $90M in crypto. Yes, you heard that right, $90 MILLION. 😳💸 Coincidentally, that’s also the amount my bank account will NEVER see, no cap! 🤷‍♂️ 🔑 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Yeah, uhh, we thought it was a Friday night Netflix binge, not a geopolitical chaos parade. Oops." 🔥 And while we're at it, let’s boil it down: Iran’s tech scene = 🥴. But seriously, let's not forget that this could lead to some international meme warfare. Picture Elon Musk tweeting 💬 about it while sipping his overpriced oat milk. 🧐 HOT TAKE: I predict within a year all major news will just be live-streamed meme battles. Welcome to the future, suckers! 🤖🚀🤯