
🚨 Iran Ransomware Drop: When politics & hackers team up like it's Call of Duty 💀💼 No cap, we vibin' 🔥
🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS in the cyber jungle, folks! 🚨✨ Morphisec just dropped the wildest tea ☕ on a ransomware group that makes the weirdest TikTok trends look, like, super basic. Enter the *Pay2Key* crew, aka the 🌌 Fox Kitten gang, which sounds more like a meme than a cyber threat. I mean, c'mon, I can just see some dude munching on a Dorito while coding their evil plan. 💻💀 So, these mystical hackers are back and totally vibing with a "ransomware-as-a-service" model. Basically, they're giving out ransomware like it's Halloween candy 🍭👻, and they ain’t even dressed up! This time around, they’re pulling shady moves that borrow some tricks from the Mimic fam—kinda like borrowing your best friend's meme template for your own clout. 🤖💰 "As a developer, I really just can’t. Like, why not just sell cookies instead?" said some *totally real* Morphisec dev IRL. 🚀😂 In conclusion, if this Iranian ransomware is anything like my last breakup—political, dramatic, and absolutely unnecessary—we're all just here for the chaos. Prepare yourselves: the next digital apocalypse is sponsored by *Pay2Key*!🔥👀🔮 Prediction: In 2024, Pay2Key will sponsor a reality show called "Dance Your Way to Ransom!" You heard it here first! 👀💯