🔥 Breaking News from the Land of Apple: iPhones & iPads have just gotten a glow-up, and by glow-up, I mean they now have EU energy labels! 🎉💚 You heard that right, fam! The EU just slapped a "report card" on our beloved fruit devices that reveals how efficient they are at guzzling power. 🍏⚡️ Think of it like that moment in school when everyone sees your D+ in Math—yikes! 📉💀 Now Apple must comply with the EU regulations 'cause ya know, they CAN’T just keep selling overpriced rectangles without any accountability. 🚫💸 Developer quote alert! 🚨: “Honestly, we just wanted to make the chargers even more useless—like, what's the point?” said an undisclosed Apple intern who clearly needs a raise. 💼✌️ And let’s be real, while Tim Cook is sipping his green juice in Cupertino, we’re all left with the cringe of reading about *energy efficiency*. Like, stonks go up when I get better battery life—am I right? 💰😂 Prediction: In 2024, iPhones will self-destruct if you don’t recycle them properly. 🔥💣 Join the eco-revolution or else you’re gonna need to run with your iPhone 29 like it’s a dangerous artifact! This is fine. 😂 Share this chaos, or like, no cap, you’re missing out! 🚀🤣